Obviously aware that they have sucked the very life (and money) out of America with their huge asses, Kris and Kim Kardashian have moved on to Dubai, where the smell of gold and oil is particularly strong. Alas, the Arabs want their sex tape with a side of modesty, so mother and daughter obliged their new cash cows by wearing the burka and walking around Dubai. Unfortunately nobody yelled “Knee!! I see her knee!!! Public execution at the square by rock pummeling at 3pm sharp!!”.