Honestly people, enough with those disgusting, smelly, beat-up gym bags. Do you want to be perceived as a serious gym freak? Then get to know the latest and coolest exercise gear, the Chanel bag. Its thick layers of quilted calfskin leather and multiple rows of gold-plated chains give it a perfect weight for shoulder and bicep training. And because you will be carrying it from your house to the gym (switching from one hand to the other is advisable for equal strength training), you are guaranteed to have lost at least 20 calories by the time you deposit it in your locker.
Now if only Kim Kardashian could get her boyfriend Reggie to carry his own Chanel bag he wouldn’t have to live with that big ass of his(yes, we did forget to mention that the bag also provides a good workout for the gluteus maximus when chained around your waist).