So our painstakingly made mixed tapes won’t do a thing for Kim Kardashian, but a little stupid baby can make her whip out her O-face? Unfair. Babies are idiots. They are nothing but accidental spawn that’s making the world overpopulated. They can’t even speak, yet they get hot chicks to make adorable faces at them and rub them in places that later would constitute sexual harassment?
…Although maybe it’s worth it to have some cute midgets around, if it makes Kim K use her tongue.. and we can get pictures of it (for much less innocent things later).