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Lily Allen only dates old, rich men, but when it comes to her orgasms, she puts them in the trusty and working dicks of much younger men. Ofcourse, she fails to mention that once in a while she has to blow the old geezers’ whistle and tickle their hanging fruits just to keep them happy (and open-wallet friendly).

“I wouldn`t go out with anyone my age. I have sex with people my age but I wouldn`t go out with them. There needs to be an intellectual connection and I don`t think I`ve ever had that with people my age,” she said.
“I want to be looked after and I also want to be with someone who is not intimidated by me and what I do. That`s quite difficult to find. That person would have to be quite successful and powerful. I`d like him to be proud of me but not impressed.”

And since we’re on the subject of Lily and her well-thought out career moves, she’s quitting music for a nanosecond to be a thespian in London’s West End (Neil LaBute’s Reasons to Be Pretty). Here’s what she had to say about her extensive training as an actress: “There’s a lady from Rada coming over to my house to train me up a bit.”

If you need additional proof that London’s version of Broadway is going to the shitter, here it is: Former Sporty Spice Melanie Chisholm is joining the cast of Blood Brothers next month.

Here’s a few pictures from Lily’s latest on-stage performance. At least we have her British-grown pear of an ass to remember her by for those long 5 minutes during which she gets booed off the theatre stage and is subsequently carried away by security when in response she strips down and shows the audience her ass crack…wait, so we’re going to end up with ass pictures either way…ok, so we’re good…

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