Lindsay Lohan really is in rehab apparently, down in Rancho Mirage, California, at the renowned Betty Ford Center, and here are the very first pictures to prove it along with her complete daily schedule.

* 7 am wake up call
* 7:30 am breakfast (this consists of an omelet cooked to her liking or her choice of cereal, pancakes, fresh fruit)
* 8 am meditation followed by chores (chores are assigned during the first four days depending on Lindsay’s attitude)
* 9 am group therapy
* 11 am individual therapy
* 12 pm lunch
* 1 pm grief group
* 3 pm exercise (Lindsay can only work out in the gym or do water aerobics)
* 4 pm meeting
* 6 pm dinner
* 10 pm lights out

I like how rehab for Lindsay still includes cigarettes, coffee and super slutty clothes. The deeper down the rabbit hole Lindsay goes, the better I imagine she gets at blowing dick. Once she gets out of rehab I’ll tell her my balls are full of Jager and let nature take its course. Cuz let’s face it, rehab won’t do shit for LiLo.

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5 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan is Back in Rehab & This is How She Spends Her Days

  1. Saerpheth says:

    She’s still pretty and, at the same time, utterly self-destructive. That’s why people can’t stop paying attention to this story. It’s kinda like passing a bad accident on the freeway…people will rubberneck as long as they can as they pass.

    I would like to see her right herself before she kills herself, but that’s about all the more interest I can muster at the moment. (I’m not sure that qualifies as a “full and given shit” about LiLo.)


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