Here’s Victoria’s Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel in their tight little dresses at the launch of Heavenly Flowers perfume in New York yesterday pretending to be good housewives with great gardening skills. Which is a shame really because Victoria’s Secret didn’t capitalize on the situation by putting them in a bikini and having them bend over to plant a few pots. On that note, can someone call Good Housekeeping? We just cracked the code on how to keep daffodils alive all year round (don’t let appearances fool you. They’re all horny stems underneath all that pretty).