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More outtakes from Megan Fox, the “sacrificial lamb”;courtesy of NY Times
Here’s Megan Fox in a few more crotch-spreading shots courtesy of “it was about time we jumped the shark” NY Times, and honestly, if her vertical split wasn’t so breathtaking we wouldn’t have bothered (mainly because 1960’s cheerleader soft porn is not our thing). And ofcourse since every erection-yielding moment is bound to be spoiled by Megan opening [...]
Claire Danes’s raisins out for premiere of Me&Orson Welles
Claire Danes, once again forgot that at movie premieres (here in London) there’s such a thing called a flash and ended up exposing her sad 32AAAA puppies. Not that we blame her though…when your cleavage is like a valley with two bushes burnt down by a forest fire and makes us yern for fleshy man boobs when [...]
Miss Universe three-way sex tape leaked
Donald Trump has his hands full these days with horny little girls who want to bring world peace by singing Kumbaya with their coochies. Bust out the pigeons everyone! Afganistan, are you feeling the warmth?
To explain, Hiroko Mima, who was crowned Miss Universe Japan 2008, and Anya Ayoung-Chee, who was crowned Miss Universe 2008 of [...]
Pamela Anderson on how she scarred her sons for life(see sex tape with daddy)
Pamela Anderson was forced into telling her two young sons about her X-rated home video with their dad Tommy Lee before they saw the Borat movie(and if you want to nitpick at her maternal skills, her youngest was then 8 years old, perfect age to appreciate Borat 69ing with a hairy bear’s ass) .As you may well remember, [...]
Johnny Depp is Sexiest Man Alive
People Magazine honoured Johnny Depp by rewarding him with the title of the Sexiest Man Alive for the second time in 6 years (he won it again in 2003), only to use a picture that promotes his virtues as a middle-aged Puertorican garbage collector with an inability to grow a proper beard and moustache. We’re [...]
Would you please donate 3 minutes of your time to watch Carmen Electra’s Lesbian Sex Tape(with video)?
Carmen Electra is the executive producer and director of a “Lesbian” sex tape which was “leaked” online and fortunately for her was immediately picked up by suckers worldwide (guilty as charged).
The promo spot, sorry, sex tape is really an attempt to give unsuspecting viewers blue balls for Electra so that they will attempt to bring [...]
Hulk Hogan ‘Attacked’ During Live Event
Wrestling star Hulk Hogan is left pouring with blood after coming to blows with his arch enemy Ric Flair.
The ugly scenes erupted after the pair traded insults about their failed love lives during a press conference in Australia.
But onlookers were left wondering how real the promotional event was – such things are known as a [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s freeloading continues
According to Fox411, Lindsay Lohan is continuing to demand expensive free goodies for the pleasure of watching her have a meltdown when denied the right to take the entire store with her at the end of the night. While this behavior is as sure a thing as the winter is in the North Pole, we can’t [...]
Jordan’s cleavage fighting for survival of the fittest in I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Here’s Jordan coming full circle in her illustrious career as she kills jungle mosquitos by trapping them in her boob cavity and gives pythons a hard-on in Britain’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (first time was in 2004 when she came out of the jungle with a husband). In the latest episode, Jordan decides to relax [...]
Cheryl Burke goes braless for an evening of fine dining
Dancing With The Stars’ Cheryl Burke was on her way to Madeo Restaurant in L.A when she was cat scanned by the paparazzo’s flash. Cheryl was all smiles, unaware that the cameras had turned on her ballroom dancing chandeliers. And just in case you don’t have 20/20 and you’re slightly disoriented, we’ve circled the exposed nips for you. [...]
Mariah Carey just ate Nick Cannon, but she has photoshop to help her deny it
Here’s Mariah Carey without Nick Cannon’s semi-digested limps making her belly tire look lumpy for the promotional photoshoot of her new album The Memoirs Of An Obese Angel Who Couldn’t Find Anything To Eat In Heaven And Attacked Earth (aka The Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel). But because we eat whales for breakfast(translation:we’re way too smart [...]
Leighton Meester mistakens American Eagle Outfitter store opening for Adult Video Awards
Somebody should have warned Leighton Meester that the event she was about to attend was all about flannel shirts and thermal t-shirts. By nobody had the heart to tell her since she got so excited when she thought she’d be attending the AVN Awards as an honouree for Best Sex Tape by Eager Newcomer. Next time Leighton, [...]
