Ever so classy Paris Hilton was booted off Elton John’s luxury yacht – for attempting to give Doug Reinhardt “oral maintenance” in the boat’s toilet cabin (we’re betting Doug was pulling double-duty as the receiver and camera man).
She and Doug had to walk the walk of shame off the boat after Elton John’s hubby David Furnish caught them in the act at Cannes. A source of british tabloid The Mirror, said: “David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend’s yacht.
“As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking.
“They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time.
“But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out.
“David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour.
“Everyone congratulated the captain.”
Ok, so anybody know what the sex tape release date is? It can’t be that far off the horizon because these two are working like maniacs to put in the finishing touches…