That’s what Twitter is saying. In fact, RIP Perez Hilton is a trending topic right at this moment. Upon hearing the news, I immediately jumped onto a search engine, silently praying ‘Please, say it ain’t so. Please, say it ain’t so.’

But, after typing in the words ‘Perez Hilton dies’ I was relieved and perturbed to find that there was absolutely nothing, nada, niete. No one was talking about it; so, what to do… Go to the source, that’s what. So, clicking on the trending link in Twitter, what did I find? Thousands of tweets saying that the annoying and flamboyant Perez Hilton won’t be missed. And, while that’s mean, it’s also quite hysterical.

But, there was one tweet that caught my eye… the one from Perez Hilton himself that said, ‘Yes!!!!!!! RIP Perez Hilton is trending!!! First @Cher, now ME! I LOVE it!!!!’ Wow… really, dude? And I was actually worried about your ass. Hmph.

So, to all of you Perez lovers, he’s not dead… just an ass. And to all of you Perez haters — well, better luck next time. :)

Kel Tells is a spunky and sassy twenty-five year old celebrity blogger who wishes to one day be just like Perez Hilton… because she’s a self-proclaimed bitch, just like he is. Kel is an in-your-face celebrity stalker (oops, I meant blogger) who will speak the truth – even if it is a bit harsh. She has attitude and isn’t afraid to tell it how it is. Kel believes that her readers deserve to know the juicy truth about their favorite and not-so-favorite celebs. She also welcomes comments and criticisms, so make sure and check out her latest posts.


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