Wow… so this is the richest baby in the world, huh? Well, it is easy to see that she is a beautiful girl, but… does she look a thing like Beyonce or Jay-Z? Honestly? Yes, yes, that’s no way to truly tell if she’s truly child, but still… it seems that something is a wee bit fishy may be going on here.

In fact, in a TMZ poll that asked that very question, 62% of the 60,000 voters said, Yes, something does seem a bit off. ‘Why?’ you’re asking, right? Well, let’s break this down…


1. Of course, the number one reason — the collapsing tummy pic of Beyonce on an Australian show during her pregnancy. That in itself would suggest that she wasn’t pregnant, but was actually wearing a prosthetic baby bump and planning a very secretive adoption.

2. Beyonce only stayed in her multi-million dollar renovated hospital room for two days after having Blue Ivy. These pics are obviously taken in that room. Yet… look at Beyonce. Not a hair out of place, bright eyed, with even a coat of blue polish on her nails. Why is this so weird, many are asking, yes? Because, NO mother would look this good within forty-eight hours after birth — NOT ONE!

3. Ah, and now for the real clincher: That baby looks a little older than one-two days old. If that baby were that old, she wouldn’t be able to open her eyes as well as she is in these photos. Why? Because, after babies are born, nasty goopy stuff is put in their eyes for medical reasons, creating a greasy sheen on their face and — obviously — goop in their eyes. This cherub faced baby has neither, but is instead wide eyed and very attentive — also something no newborn is capable of.

But, nevertheless, whether this child is biologically related to Jay-Z and Beyonce or not, one thing is for sure: she is sure to be a spoiled rotten, much loved child… who also happens to be the heir to the hip-hop thrown.

Kel Tells is a spunky and sassy twenty-five year old celebrity blogger who wishes to one day be just like Perez Hilton… because she’s a self-proclaimed bitch, just like he is. Kel is an in-your-face celebrity stalker (oops, I meant blogger) who will speak the truth – even if it is a bit harsh. She has attitude and isn’t afraid to tell it how it is. Kel believes that her readers deserve to know the juicy truth about their favorite and not-so-favorite celebs. She also welcomes comments and criticisms, so make sure and check out her latest posts.

2 thoughts on “First Pics of Baby Blue Ivy — But… Is that REALLY Their Baby?

  1. Carina T. says:

    OK, as a birth doula I feel a need to clarify here. While I’m not completely convinced that Beyonce carried little Blue herself, Beyonce did say that she had a natural birth. Women who have naturals births tend to recover faster and yes, you can look that good 2 days after giving birth, even a few hours after. All women are different. Second, erythromycin (that eye goop they give to babies) is of course optional and it does not take 2 full days for it to go away. Babies can have big wide open eyes from the moment they are born, so both of these factors (how good she and baby look) are really kind of pointless things to consider, or at least they don’t hold much weight. Now the deflating belly and a few other murky details are definitely reason to investigate (although really, can’t we just leave the poor mama alone?).

  2. tink says:

    yes I agree with some of the factors of the above comment. In my opinion that baby definitely belongs to Beyonce, or a relative because the baby favors Salonge’s little boy (I believe his name is Daniel) alot, and mama Tina Knowles…..I don’t understand why a pregnancy would be fabricated, which is what seems to have went on here. but I am no judge I think there is definitely a reason why, but we may never know, all I know is that a pregnant stomach in no way form or fashion can deflate like that…no way no how…. (beautiful baby btw) I mean it’s B, and J’s live’s not mine.. so umm yeah….on another note:everyone dont forget to vote on the upcoming election! lol


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