Rosie O’Donnell was on, “Watch What Happens Live” and shared some pretty strange news. Rosie started to talk about the good ol’ days when she had her own daytime talk show and somehow the conversation made its way to Rosie talking about secret Hollywood lesbian parties.
When we were young there were lots of kind of big, secret lesbian parties when nobody was out. It would be like Melissa Etheridge would throw a party and K.D. [Lang] would be there, and I would be there, and Ellen would be there,
But you know who would be there, was Sarah Gilbert and I was totally flipped out because she was like 19 at the time. And I would say to Ellen, ‘Get her out of here, it’s illegal,’ — not that there were like naked women and sex toys everywhere. But we were sort of a little bit more of a clique when we were younger.
How disappointing. You hear, “Secret Lesbian Parties” and you picture a bunch of college chicks having naked pillow fights. When in reality, it’s just Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O’Donnell hanging out with other beefy looking lesbians. Gross. This is how I know the world is going downhill, when lesbian parties are not a turn on anymore. I just picture them all in this crowded room, eating baked beans and scratching their armpit hair. The room probably smelled like Fritos and ranch dressing…I feel sick. You can look at the pictures below, if you like torturing yourself.