Welcome to the second edition of The Daily Fix-ation’s Somewhere in the Middle segment, Sexy or Not. Everyone has their own idea of what is sexy and what isn’t. But, there are some topics that people are in such disagreement about that we just have to bring it to your attention and see what you think, like — for instance — Women going Ham on Hot Dogs. Is that sexy or just downright disgusting? And, for today, I’ve got one that’s been the topic of controversy for years: muscular women.

These freakishly buff babes are like girl fight videos on YouTube — you know you really shouldn’t look at it, but you just can’t help yourself. They’re like an enigma: How did they get so buff? Why would they do that to themselves? Are they on steroids? And then — of course — the one question each of us asks ourselves when we see one of these buff chicks: Is there really a penis under that bikini bottom, cause there’s no friggin’ way that can be a chick?!

We’ve created a ‘sport’ just for these muscular women: female bodybuilding, the art of slathering oil all over big, veiny testosterone filled females — who could break a man’s neck with two fingers — for the viewing pleasure of men (and women) who dig that kind of thing. The women who compete in this sport take pride in their appearance… for what reason, I’m honestly not sure. But, what do you think? Check out the pics in the gallery below, and you tell me… are muscular women sexy… or not?


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14 thoughts on “Sexy or Not? Muscular Women

  1. Daniel says:

    Yeah, I won’t say it’s ugly but it’s definitely not for me.

    I like my women thin, but soft. My wife has such soft skin and it feels great.

  2. Billy says:

    I hope they feel beautiful, but no thank you. Give me a Kate Beckensale type over the muscle type any day of the week. (And let’s be honest, some of those girls are down right scary while others are a bit more normal/attractive)

  3. Siggy says:

    The toned but feminine woman in the “Are you in…” shirt is the only one that I’d say is “SEXY!” The rest look like guys.

  4. Karen T. says:

    I like women muscled like a big cat, Sleek, strong and sexy. Those women above are grotesque! To be completely fair, so are the male body builders. I’ll take a panther over a gorilla anyday!

  5. Stump Beefgnaw says:


    …nope, couldn’t do it, couldn’t keep a straight face. What the hell is wrong with you people? These REAL women are a hell of a lot more attractive than the emaciated, airbrushed Barbie doll “ideal” today’s men and media keep trying to cram down out throats.

  6. Tim says:

    Mmmmm, masculine women, sign me up!!! There is just something attractive about a woman that looks more like a man than a woman!

    Wait, no… I don’t want to feel like I’m touching and caressing one of my buddies… Of course, I wouldn’t say that to any of their faces, I’d be too afraid of the possible ‘roid rage response.

    “EWW WOMEN WHO CLEARLY TAKE CARE OF THEIR BODIES ARE SOOOO GROSS” – There is a big difference between “take care of their bodies” and what most of these women have done. I’m willing to bet, that if tested, results would come back most of them have more testosterone than most males.

    I DO however agree with you that an emaciated, airbrushed, barbie doll woman is not attractive either! I prefer a NATURAL woman that eats well and exercises(minus the desire to bench press a school bus though)

    Have a good day!

  7. Rick Butler says:

    Women should look like women – no. There’s nothing wrong with being a little toned and taking care of yourself but these women have some psychological issue with trying to imitate a man. And in my opinion are simply grotesquely ugly.

  8. Mohamed says:

    Muscular women are the only sexy women on the planet. I would take a bodybuilder anyday over a hollywood type. Annie Rivieccio or Gayle Moher over any female who cannot even stand a sneeze from a guy. Women who are on the top few percent of the muscular scale get my vote just for the fact that they are way above average on the bell curve. The more masculine women get my vote for being the best of both male and female. Bryant Gumbel told Colette Nelson that she was like a cross between britney spears and thor. Well, I’ll take the cross over any of the purebreds on any given day since it combines the best of both.


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