Ssssssnakes. Sexy by themselves? Oh, not even a little bit. Wrap their scaly bodies around a hot woman… yeah, that’s sexy. Even if you have an irrational fear of snakes, you have to admit that a near naked woman tightly gripped by a long, thick… well, you get the point.

But… most people don’t know why they find such a thing sexy. Tattoos on a chick? Understandable. Girls rockin’ a nine mil? Odd,  but still sexy as hell. But… why do people find women posing with such deadly and… icky creatures such as snakes sexy? That, by all accounts, is a reasonable question. But, the answer… maybe not the most reasonable thing.

Plus, it’s a two-parter. One reason a man — or woman — may find a hot chick being coiled tightly by a deadly snake is the phallic nature of the snake itself. If you don’t know what phallic means, I’ll give you the piece of advice my daddy always gave me… Go look it up. But, anything phallic, whether it’s a snake or even a friggin’ log, can be sexy when posed with a hot woman. It makes a man think sex — it’s as simple as that.

The second reason? Danger. Men are attracted to danger. Look at the sports you play, the activities you call ‘fun’ that most women are terrified of. So, put a deadly creature with a hot woman… there’s a semblance of danger… which can be a turn on. But, what do you think? Are girls with snakes fine as hell or scary as hell? Are they just straight creepy, or do they make you stand straight up? Are girls with snakes sexy… or not?


Kel Tells is a spunky and sassy twenty-five year old celebrity blogger who wishes to one day be just like Perez Hilton… because she’s a self-proclaimed bitch, just like he is. Kel is an in-your-face celebrity stalker (oops, I meant blogger) who will speak the truth – even if it is a bit harsh. She has attitude and isn’t afraid to tell it how it is. Kel believes that her readers deserve to know the juicy truth about their favorite and not-so-favorite celebs. She also welcomes comments and criticisms, so make sure and check out her latest posts.

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