Uh Oh. Someone better tell Oscar the Grouch to get tested for venereal diseases because Snooki has been crashing at his place. She sat down on Tuesday for an interview with Ellen Degeneres, and told Ellen about her still-hard partying life and waking up in garbage cans once a month… Wait, she lives in New Jersey right, at least while shooting the show… so doesn’t that mean she wakes up in a garbage can every day?

Ellen: Now, when you say if you didn’t black out it’s a good night for you, are you serious?
Snooki: Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. It sucks. So you’re like, “What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?”
Ellen: How often does that happen? Laughing
Snooki: Oh, like once a month.
Ellen: A good way to remember the night is to just not drink at all. Just throwing that out there.
Snooki: That’s not fun.
Ellen: So you had fun New Year’s. You’ve been so busy lately, right?
Snooki: So busy. The book is out today.
Ellen: Yeah, and I read some passages from it. It’s racy.
Snooki: Yeah, it’s a little vulgar. I actually toned it down because I know I have a lot of young fans who are like, 13, so I took a lot of swear words out. I don’t want to get them grounded or anything.
Ellen: But the blacking out thing isn’t a good example either.
Snooki: Well, I don’t want to be a role model.
Ellen: Oh, I see. That’s a good disclaimer.

Well Snooki you don’t have to worry about being a role model. All the 13 year old aspiring Jager trolls down in the trailer park can’t read.

We can only hope that one of those days that Snooki finds herself waking up in her natural habitat, it will be a trash collection day.
Uh Oh. Someone better tell Oscar the Grouch to get tested

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