Floyd Mayweather Ordered to Remain Behind Bars!

Mayweather and his lawyer put together a ridiculous petition stating Mayweather should be released from jail early. They claim he should be released early from his 87-day prison term because he’s wasting away and his career is going down the drain. A Nevada judge has responded to the petition and basically said, “Man the f**k up, bitch!”

The judge said in court yesterday that Mayweather’s supposedly withering physical state is “self-induced, as water is available 24 hours a day.” He also didn’t like Mayweather claiming he only consumes a few hundred calories a day. The judge pointed out that Floyd chooses not to eat the food provided.

You know, you kind of have to feel bad for him. He has to stay in great shape! How else will he continue beating women?