Kevin Youkilis Tying the Knot with Tom Brady’s Sister?
Yeah, we are still confused here, too. We’re surprised that anyone would marry Kevin Youkilis! That is just wrong on so many levels, have they looked at him? His sweat probably smells like roast beef. But, we’re even more surprised that he’s getting married to Tom Brady’s sister! Are you kidding? How could Tom Brady let this happen?
The Boston Herald is reporting that “they spent Super Bowl week together with the Brady clan in Indy, got engaged recently after dating for at least a year.” This would be a disaster on so many levels.
But, luckily this story only has a 50/50 shot at being true because The Boston Herald has been known to fudge up a story. Just four months ago the paper claimed Youkilis was dating Brady’s other sister, Nancy and then tried to delete the story when they found out it wasn’t true.
So, we will just have to see where this goes. If Tom Brady cares about his sister, then he should probably step in and not let this wedding happen. Kevin Youkilis is the king of douche; he probably eats corn nuts in his underwear while watching re-runs of Roseanne. All I know is that if I had a sister, she would not be getting anywhere near Mr. Youkilis.