Stacey Dash has to be a vampire, staking out the streets of L.A at 3am and taking the blood of unsuspected young, drunk partygoers. How else can one explain the fact that this woman is 43 years old? Her body and face look as if she went through cryogenesis back in 1986 (assuming they had the technology back then) and was just revived. Either way, who are we to complain, or ponder the miracles of nature? We will just humbly admire…and salivate.