Rumer Willis, spawn of Bruce and Demi all those moons ago, took her ‘caught in headlines’ gaping mouth stare and Leno-esque facial structure out to Sin City to celebrate finally being old enough to make drinking boring. Reports say the event was generally uneventful, with no one being Punk’d or any creepy German terrorists taking any of her friends hostage.

All in all, it was a pretty tame night and Rumer looked as good as a huge chin and a dead stare dressed up in a sparkly black dress can look.  But, someone should tell this poor girl that her stance makes her look like she’s constantly got to take a piss!

All that dancing does a body good!  Dancing With the Stars hottie, Lacey Schwimmer, wore a sexy bikini as she celebrated being able to legally drink at Deck 5 on Saturday.  If Steve-O taught her anything about partying hard during their stint as a dance couple on the show, she sure didn’t put them to good use.  No beer bongs here!  Nothing but good, clean, semi-naked fun.

Brooke Hogan can’t be happy. She just turned 21 but looks like an overly tanned tranny with a obsessive love for the quad master and to top it all, her father is sleeping with her…well not really her, but an inflatable doll version of her…ok, not quite…let’s just say he’s getting cozy with her spitting image in the form of his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. Bet she got really drunk that night in Vegas, hoping the alcohol would make the images of her parents’ embarrasing mates disappear…and her chin look a bit smaller when visiting the men’s bathrooms…