What’s a bored L.A girl with too much time in her hands going to do when things don’t make her booty shiver from delight anymore? She takes that bored booty to NYC and parties all weekend long with friends that matter…like the girl who invented boredom, Brittny Gastineau (here looking like a pregnant whale with too much milk in her mammaries).

And eventhough the two of them together can’t find the strength to lift a finger if someone told them they had to, they managed to hop around the city like bees on acid on Thursday, going from Kiehl’s Celebrates Chloe Sevigny and honors the Doe Fund event, to Cipriani for dinner to Totowa, New Jersey for some clubbing at 46 Lounge (where Kim was asked by weird New Jersey guys if they could sit on her backporch and have a smoke).

The next day, a fresh Kim (looking very summery despite the cold – thanks to the anti-freeze she injected in her thighs) was seen going to a few…business meetings (aka going to lunch and posing for more photographs).