Thank you Jane Fonda for ruining Barbarella forever. Now the image of you writhing on a bed of hay in your patent leather suit with a gun in your hand and your pokies shining through the metal will be replaced by your squealing metal hip as you give your soon to be 4th husband(to music executive Richard Perry, 67 – see picture) a dick rubdown with your titanium knee.
But let us explain.
Jane Fonda was recently interviewed by German newspaper Bilt and when asked how she stays young, she replied:
“I owe 30 per cent to genes, 30 per cent to good sex, 30 per cent because of sports and healthy lifestyle with proper nutrition and for the remaining 10 per cent – I have to thank my plastic surgeon.
“I’m 71 and physically don’t feel so good since I’m in pain. But I’m happier, the sex is better and I understand life better. I don’t want to be young again.”
“I just had surgery on the spine and can only run with a solid corset,” she said.
“I also have a new knee and a new hip made of titanium. I’m slowly falling apart and feel like a walking spare parts depot.
“I had to have it all repaired because I want to climb the Himalayas (next October). And at 8,000 metres, my body has to run smoothly.”