Rapper Ice-T had something to say on New Years Eve about his wife Coco and how me and you could never bang his wife, He-Ass, master of the crackuverse. Who by the way seems strangely over-dressed, compared to the photos we normally see of Coco.
According to PopEater:
At the New Year’s Eve party the rapper-turned-actor hosted in New York City with his longtime friend, club owner and producer Noel Ashman, he took the stage and professed his love to his voluptuous wife, Coco.
“I love Coco,” he told the huge crowd at Nuela. “It’s our anniversary tonight.”
“Look at Coco!” he said, pointing out his wife, who wore a form-fitting red gown with a plunging neckline. “Look at that ass! You can’t get that unless you are Ice-T!”
Does he mean Coco’s ass, or herpes?
Ice-T, I don’t think men are attracted to your wife’s ass so much as pulled in by its gravitational force. Then only to have their stuff burned up upon entry into her assmosphere.
To be fair on Ice-T, when people have asses this big the turds must be a phenomenal sight to behold. I can see why the man is proud. I bet she uses a whole roll of TP and a box of baby wipes every time. God I hope so anyway.