Tag: cellulite

Jan 7th, 2011 | written Russell
Somewhere on the Jersey Shore, a deep tanned, giant chested guidette by the name of JWoww just removed her earrings, took out her weave and fetched her squirrel monkey Snooki. Because she is going to
Oct 8th, 2010 | written Russell
Jessica Alba is on the cover for this months British GQ, and since the only way they can get popular actresses to pose for awesomely slutty pictures is by also talking to them, they interview
Jul 9th, 2010 | written Russell
It’s okay, Lady(?) Gaga. Most people are confused by the concept of “working out.” What do you do? Who knows. What do you wear? … stilettos, fishnet stockings and a sequenced bodysuit. Probably. At least
Apr 5th, 2010 | written Russell
Here’s Mischa Barton in an Easter outfit that we can only assume is the product of her sniffing glue for breakfast as she made her way out of a Starbucks and honestly, at this point
Mar 24th, 2010 | written Russell
Mischa Barton was a sight for sore eyes at the park in Beverly Hills the other day. That is, eyes that had canker sores all over them and couldn’t tell a street pole from a
Mar 17th, 2010 | written Russell
It is possible we were more shocked at the idea that Heidi Montag sported one of the human traits known as cellulite than at the idea she actually got to be part of a legitimate
Feb 11th, 2010 | written Russell
Here’s Keri Hilson performing at Pepsi’s Pre-Super Bowl fan party in Miami last week trying to seduce us with sequins and cellulite. If only she played the game a little better like fellow sufferer Rihanna
Jan 24th, 2010 | written Russell
Lily Allen was performing at the Big Day Out music festival in Sydney when she showed the audience what unpasteurized milk looks like after it’s left to cure for 4 months. Never thought we’d say
Dec 17th, 2009 | written Russell
Here’s Sarah Palin on the beach in Hawaii with her family on Wednesday, and if we didn’t know better we’d think that was Hilary Clinton bending down to remind Bill why he had to drown
Nov 18th, 2009 | written Russell
Here’s Rihanna moments before she fell onto her limo seat like dead weight in a garbage bag and appropriately flashed her white panties giving us a glimpse of what might have drove Chris Brown to go pitbull on her
Jun 25th, 2009 | written Russell
It’s thick and it’s got a lot of cheese…it’s still pizza though and you’ll eat it…although you’re afraid you’re going to end up with indigestion afterwards. So in other, non food terms, Hilary Duff’s bikini
Jun 24th, 2009 | written Russell
Cavorting with a porn star on a yacht and then getting chewed up by nasty piranhas (for the horror movie Piranha) was too tiring for Kelly Brook (yes, thinking which way to stick your booty
Jun 23rd, 2009 | written Russell
We can’t wait for Kristen Bell to finish her vacation in Hawaii so she gets back to the business of wearing clothes…then we can go back to fooling ourselves that her pretty face is attached
May 19th, 2009 | written Russell
The british tabloids are buzzing about Hayden Panettiere’s new romance with  31-year old British (Welsh to be exact) TV presenter Steve Jones after they caught them having a romantic dinner in London last week and
Apr 29th, 2009 | written Russell
  Kim Kardashian has posed in a tiny bikini, proudly showing off her cellulite to the world, on the cover of Life & Style magazine. She has reportedly asked for the photos to be shown unphotoshopped