Tag: JWoww

Feb 29th, 2012 | written Zachary
Oh no! Could you imagine a little Snooki Jr. running around? It would be a disaster, but it just might actually be happening. Sources have told the New York Post that Snooki is expecting her
Jan 21st, 2011 | written Russell
If you are insane enough to be watching Jersey Shore’s third season, you’ve probably noticed that you’re seeing a whole lot less of Jenni “JWoww” Farley, quite literally. Because she’s lost 20 pounds with a
Jan 13th, 2011 | written Russell
At first look, I thought these poor kids were supposed to be 2 prostitutes and their pimp. Then, after a minute I realized it was supposed to be the cast from Jersey Shore, a Mini
Jan 7th, 2011 | written Russell
Somewhere on the Jersey Shore, a deep tanned, giant chested guidette by the name of JWoww just removed her earrings, took out her weave and fetched her squirrel monkey Snooki. Because she is going to
Dec 22nd, 2010 | written Russell
Remember how JWoww was a slutty school girl for Halloween (picture above), with her tits hanging out of her shirt and looking like a poster child for STDs… Lovely, delicious STDs. Dressed in a way
Dec 17th, 2010 | written Russell
God forbid she make something of herself but Jersey Shore brawler JWoww is best known for beating the crap out of people and wearing clothing that even hookers would find offensive. She appeared at an
Dec 7th, 2010 | written Russell
Like cockroaches in a Poughkeepsie tenement, the Jersey Shore kids refuse to go away. Now Jwoww is crying over (and suing) her ex-boyfriend and former business manager Thomas Lippolis having some “derogatory” photos in his
Nov 1st, 2010 | written Russell
Aww Halloween, the annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it. Except “Jersey Shore” chick JWoww always dresses up as a slut, but in this case she threw on pigtails
Oct 21st, 2010 | written Russell
Jersey Shore star JWoww was offered $400,000 to strip for Playboy, but she has decided not to collect that paycheck. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest
Aug 30th, 2010 | written Russell
During a normal workday, the partial cast of The Jersey Shore hit a bar in Point Pleasant, NJ to engage in entirely slutty fun. Yay! Snooki and Deena Nicole Cortese joined a bodyguard in doing
May 2nd, 2010 | written Russell
It was a fun-filled afternoon in South Beach on Friday and the air was pungeant with the aromas of guido dicks, fake implants, tanning oil and calzones. And Pauly D trying to procreate with the
Apr 21st, 2010 | written Russell
JWoww, Angelina Pivarnick and Yoda with melanoma crawled out of their sunbeds yesterday and hit the beach in Miami in their bikinis because someone (clever, MTV) told them their two most favorite things could be
Mar 11th, 2010 | written Russell
Jersey Shore’s “JWoww” got some people worried that aliens took over her body, mind and soul during the weekend because she managed to make an appearance at an event without pouring tequila down her giant