So Black Swan is a movie about swans and ballet or some other s**t like that, I don’t really know, nor do I really need to because everyone is raving about it for one reason and one reason only. Mila Kunis munching on Natalie Portman’s vagina. A scene that can be seen here below and what a sight to behold it is. I was moved to tears. No doubt the director re-shot this scene over 20 times before calling it a wrap and waltzing to the trailer to explode all over the walls.

Anyways watch the scene and then thank me for just saveing you $12.

Actually, I heard this movie was incredible, so you should probably actually go see it.

EDIT: Every video we find keeps getting pulled down by the men in black. So here are some screen caps from the scene courtesy of Egotastic! The pics really don’t do the video justice, but oh well, if what ever video source we are using above isn’t working for you at the moment then this will just have to do:

If you’ve ever wondered what Twilight might be missing.. it’s exactly this: a slutty lead character with a fantastic body, huge tits, and an obsession with having lots of dirty sex (while covered in blood and getting choked out no less). Anna Paquin is really taking it up a notch – the last episode of True Blood was the dirtiest, sluttiest, violentiest yet and we’re sure that it’s going to keep ramping up over the season. Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are either extremely good actors or the directors just said “screw it, let them f*ck on camera.” Because this s**t is real.

And if heterosexuality isn’t your thing, there are also screen caps of Alexander Skarsgard about to stick his pogo stick into another vamp’s ass, but we not going to show you that, because we really don’t feel like puking up our mint milkshake.

So, Twilight and Vampire Diary fans… do you feel like big sloppy pussies yet?

Because you SO should.

FYI, the cast of this brilliant movie also includes Gillian Anderson, Amanda Seyfried and Christopher Lee and it’s set in London’s art world in the 90′s.

Here’s a deleted sex scene from Rachel Bison’s upcoming movie “Hearts Of Palm” before the roll got to the editing room…so you don’t complain we don’t bring you the good stuff. Rachel or a really sexy double? Let us know, as much as we analyzed this, we can’t say for sure.

Here’s a few pictures of Jessica Alba’ass getting intimately acquainted with the serial killer of the movie, played by Casey Affleck and it makes us wonder about these Hollywood screenplay writers because they always like to come up with a convoluted title that means something completely different than what we thought, but in this case they went right for the meat and potatoes of it all, i.e Jessica Alba had a murderous d**k shoved in her…or do you think they just meant that Casey Affleck does not realize that he’s a murderer until he chops at least 10 people’s heads off? Nah, we’ll go with Jessica’s ass being taken into the witness protection program for knowing too much.

FYI, THE KILLER INSIDE ME, won’t be out until sometime next year.

Nothing spells out “Jumping The Shark” more clearly than the need to infuse a perfectly  stupid good storyline with a sexual sandwich.

Attempting to draw the viewers of ”Gossip Girl”, the production team of the show is currently working in a sex scene, which is scheduled to be featured on the November 9 episode of the hit CW show’s third season.

According to EW, three major characters of the series will make love together at the same time and on the same bed. The Gossip mole did not reveal which characters will partake in the sushi feast so we’re left guessing…which is perfectly fine with us as long as the only dicks involved in the scenes are the ones behind the cameras. But then we also heard that Lady Gaga is slated for a cameo. Fingers crossed she doesn’t get in on the action otherwise we may just have to steal Kelly Clarkson’s fake salad and vomit in it.