Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

I can’t believe how far technology has come…I personally love the inventions that don’t require that much science.  Inventions where I wonder what took you so long to invent due to their simplicity.

How much does your iStand cost?  This probably took all of $.25 cents to make in China.

 

I can’t tell you how many times I didn’t have a kleenex and wish that I had one of these instead.

 

 

I’ve often wondered how to look snobbier drinking wine…maybe this could double as a bong?  Nothing smells worse than bong water and with the nifty little stand, you’ll never spill again?  I just joking…sorta.

 

Ok…this one just awesome…it’s an anti rape device!  When the would be rapist inserts himself…his pee pee will come face to face with thousands of sharp ”teeth”!

 

It’s a cake?  No, it’s a cake computer!  I guess if you don’t like the way your computer looks in your kitchen, this would blend quite nicely.

Right click…or left click…clicking is fun.

 

Do I even need to explain this one?

 

Ok….Last but not least…for around $1200.00 you can buy this molded leather Stormtrooper Motorcycle Suit.  For any Star Wars Fan, this is a must.  I just hope to have a cool bike to go along with it because for now, my Schwinn won’t cut it.  Actually, it might.