Germany, this is ridiculous and you should knock it off. And everyone else in the world who supports this kind of behavior, we’re looking at you too! Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel, you probably didn’t just step out of an eye exam, so there is absolutely no reason to wear such ridiculous shades.
Seriously, when we first saw these snaps, coming out of Paris, we thought it was Ashley Tisdale going through a punk phase. Bill’s delicate bone structure, flat-ironed hair and eyeliner obsession has long confused innocent bystanders into thinking he is a lady.
We are still not 100% sure he is all man, but maybe if he and Lady Gaga combined, they would produce the world’s most outrageously dressed hermaphrodite since Hedwig and the Angry Inch (or, you know, Lady Gaga).
The flamboyant front man and his pop-rock bandmates were in the City of Lights to give interviews and promote their new single, “Automatic.” We ‘automatically’ don’t want to watch the music video that accompanies the song, but if you’re curious to the kinds of boybander hijinks the Germans can get into in an African desert, you can check it out below.