Tom Cruise was in Tokyo, Japan earlier today to eat the souls of unfortunate heathen children and collect their thetans for his army of intergalactic space aliens. That and to attend the Japanese premiere of his new movie “Knight and Day” alongside Cameron Diaz.
Normally I’m not a fan of screaming little kids in sugar induced rage fits, but when their screams are aimed at Tom Cruise they have every reason to want to perform Seppuku on themselves.
Speaking of Tom, do you think he cracks a corny joke every time he sets his Bugatti Veyron on cruise control. Because he should, he so totally should.