Man, Whitney Port has really let herself go! The ‘City’ airhead took time out for some sun and sea on Miami beach, but she should have stopped by her brazillian waxer first. All that dark hair spilling out of her bikini bottoms really is unsightly! You’d need a machete to make it through that jungle!
Oh, wait. You mean, that’s not her lady pubes? Those are just poorly placed black ruffles? Well, then we take it all back. Whitney was in town for Swim Fashion Week, and we certainly hope she picked up some new suits while she was there.